We Regret to Inform You Both Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West Are At It Again

We promise to keep this as short as humanly possible.

In what can only be described as a Super Blood Blue Moon-style confluence of frustrating celebrity activity, Kanye West and Lindsay Lohan spent their weekends doing the most.

With the intention of spending as little real estate as possible on these most recent incidents (if only because we know they'll be superseded in the coming days, if not hours), let's keep it brief.

First, Kanye.

Over 48 hours (*deep, depressing breath*) Kanye proclaimed that he would now only go by the name 'Ye (not surprising), performed "I Love It" on Saturday Night Live dressed as a bottle of Perrier (actually pretty funny), spent the SNL goodbyes defending Donald Trump in an unaired segment (oooh here we go), failed to drop his new album Yandhi as promised (maybe for the best) and posted a full-on pro-MAGA message to Instagram (yahtzee).

Here are the relevant videos and pictures, if you somehow want to deep-dive into one of the worst weekends of Kanye fandom imaginable.

the being formally known as Kanye West

I am YE

— ye (@kanyewest) September 29, 2018

kanye west just made sure he is the topic of discussion for the week dressed as a bottle of perrier doing the worst shoot i ever seen in my life GENIUS pic.twitter.com/NN344gdAPL

— KENNY (@phillycustoms) September 30, 2018

this represents good and America becoming whole again.  We will no longer outsource to other countries. We build factories here in America and create jobs.  We will provide jobs for all who are free from prisons as we abolish the 13th amendment. Message sent with love pic.twitter.com/a15WqI8zgu

— ye (@kanyewest) September 30, 2018

Ye later clarified he didn't want to "abolish" the 13th Amendment (AKA the one that abolished slavery); just "amend" it.

not abolish but. let’s amend the 13th amendment

We apply everyone’s opinions to our platform

— ye (@kanyewest) September 30, 2018

Now, we regrettably move over to Lindsay Lohan.

Not willing to be outdone as a disappointing mid-2000s pop culture phenomenon, Lohan shared an Insta-story in which she repeatedly harrassed a homeless family by attempting to take two young boys away from their parents, much to their confusion.

When the family (identified by Lohan as "Syrian refugees" in her new accent) refused her bizarre offer and walked away, Linds began following them, only to wind up being pushed to the floor by the mother after trying to take one of the boys by the hand. We're not going to post the video because the homeless family didn't ask to be part of Lindsay Lohan's increasingly upsetting personal life story.

So, there you have it. You now know exactly where Ye and Lindsay are at in their lives. We're so, so sorry.

Header Image: NBC / Instagram (LindsayLohan)