Zayn, Who Must Not Wanna Live Forever, Just Spilled Taylor Swift’s Weird Suitcase Secret

There’s no closing this Pandora’s suitcase.

Over the last year, Taylor Swift’s, ahem, self-confessed bad reputation has been salvaged by a) her world tour, b) the self-immolation of nemesis Kanye West, and c) a newly-public political conscience.

But, cast your mind back to a time in which Kanye was more widely liked than Tay Tay—if you can even recall such an era—and you may faintly remember some of the bizarre and largely negative conspiracy theories about Swift that were circulating.

Like, how 'Hiddleswift' was a public relations invention, and that she was actually a clone of an ‘80s Satanist. (They ranged in plausibility.)

However, there was another, and it was the best one of all: that she was being transported to and from her apartment by hiding within a suitcase. Seems laughable? Don’t forget, Adele did it first!

And now, Swift’s "I Don’t Wanna Live Forever" duet partner Zayn Malik has apparently confirmed the transportation strategy.

“‘She was travelling around in a suitcase,’ he says, eyes agog, of his pal Taylor Swift’s ability to avoid the paparazzi.” - @zaynmalik in @BritishVogue pic.twitter.com/We1ExoNALU

— Taylor Swift Updates (@swiftsupdates) November 14, 2018

Speaking with British Vogue, Malik remarked upon Swift’s paparazzi-avoidance abilities, saying, "She was travelling around in a suitcase."

Now, is he merely commenting on the same story we all read, which was retracted by the photo service who captured the seemingly incriminating image in question? Or does he have some insider knowledge, having, you know, actually met and worked with Swift in the past?

Perhaps Zayn just knows that when the legend becomes fact, you print the legend.

Header Image: YouTube (TaylorSwift)