Taylor Swift May or May Not Be Leaving Her Apartment Via Suitcase These Days

If Adele can do it, so can Taylor.

We’ve covered many strange Taylor Swift conspiracy theories over the years, from the alleged fakeness of “Hiddleswift” to rumours of her new album’s not-so-imminent arrival to that time the internet convinced itself she was a clone of an ‘80s Satanist.

And yet, here’s comes the strangest to date.

Taylor Swift has reportedly been carried out of her house in this massive suitcase https://t.co/iIeamTRfFM pic.twitter.com/bdmZyIKIsB

— SPIN 1038 (@spin1038) July 17, 2017

As Spin1038 reported, photo-sharing website Splash News posted an image of two men hoisting a large suitcase out of Swift’s Tribea apartment, claiming in the caption that Swift herself was inside the trunk.

Their theory went that “a fleet of cars including two large cadillacs and three suv’s [sic]” along with “almost a dozen” security guards were present to “move this package carefully”. However, Swift herself “remains to be unseen”.

Splash later retracted their post, saying Swift wasn’t in the trunk. But the damage online had already been done:

there is no story i want to be more true than taylor swift being packed in a suitcase

— Alex Abad-Santos (@alex_abads) July 17, 2017

Fittingly, this all went down on “National Snake Day” aka that time Kim Kardashian shared damning video of Taylor allowing Kanye to reference her on the infamous “Famous”.

This story has everything.

[EXCLUSIVE] Photo of Taylor Swift hiding from the paparazzi in a suitcase pic.twitter.com/S8WwaFS8Us

— Sarah Wainschel (@Swainsch) July 17, 2017

Photo: Instagram (TaylorSwift)