The Internet Convinces Itself Taylor Swift Is Clone Of '80s Satanist, Because Why Not?

The internet is grieving over Hiddleswift in strange ways.

Twitter – sanctuary of rationality - has become convinced that Swift is in fact the clone (or maybe child?) of Zeena Schreck LaVey, a Satanist who (barely) came to prominence in the 1980s.

The evidence started accumulating back in August, when old footage of LaVey on Good Morning L.A. started going viral.

That was all the convincing the internet needed.

I think Taylor Swift is Satan. xo pic.twitter.com/SSRmcJL7nt

— Melinda Cirrone (@MelindaCMom) September 9, 2016

Taylor as Zeena Lavey pic.twitter.com/UBn7pAwAb6

— dan (@dangeroustriper) August 23, 2016

8. That Taylor Swift a time travelling satanist named Zeena Lavey pic.twitter.com/RpRuYznj6w

— koko 🌐 (@dolcelarents) September 2, 2016

When you found out Taylor Swift might me the daughter or granddaugher of Zeena Schreck, a satanic priestess... 👀 pic.twitter.com/nlhdWt2US9

— Granger (@zanavane) September 1, 2016

A quick search on Twitter will reveal plenty more examples, stretching back months, but gaining traction recently; many of which blame the Illuminati for this whole cover up.

If you’re so inclined, you can learn about the secret satanic messages in the “Bad Blood” music video on Instagram.

And that was the week in Taylor Swift news. We literally have no idea what the rest of September could possible hold.

Photo: YouTube / TaylorSwiftVEVO & Good Morning LA.