The Internet Is Consoling Itself Over Taylor Swift, Calvin Harris Break-Up By Hoping For New Album

Earlier today, scholarly journal People Magazine revealed that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris, Instagram’s truest love connection, had gone their separate ways.

Their fifteen-month relationship reportedly ended in an amicable manner, multiple sources told People.

"There was no drama. Things just don't work out sometimes… No one cheated."

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:00pm PDT

And that’s that.

Kidding! The internet has a lot to say about it. Well, mostly just the one thing.

Taylor Swift is single and I'm already waiting for a new album to come out so I can sing to and be mad at my nonexistent boyfriend.

— PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) June 1, 2016

taylor swift hugging her new album pic.twitter.com/2zR1U8B6eG

— ️ (@yeahaIlineed) June 1, 2016

taylor swift and calvin harris are broke up...ouch..sad

get ready for new album...

— Shiena G. Aggalao (@AggalaoG) June 2, 2016

Oh no, Taylor Swift and Calvin split. I'm really upset over this because now a new album of hers is gonna come out and be looped on radio.

— Doyle (@Soggy_Enchilada) June 1, 2016

Taylor Swift is now single. New album dropping in 3.... 2.... 1....

— ⒸⒶⓈⒺⓎ ⒸⓄⓃⓌⒶⓎ (@caseyconway_) June 1, 2016

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris broke up which means a new album is coming soon

— allison (@babyjuch) June 2, 2016

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris have broken up.

*Everyone rushes to meme generator to make a "Guess we're getting a new album" jokes*

— Adam Wylde (@AdamWylde) June 1, 2016

Ooooh your 'at least Taylor Swift has ammo for a new album now' jokes are SO FUNNY & FRESH pic.twitter.com/gsHIZ1wIB0

— Siobhan Morris (@siomo) June 1, 2016

Particularly dark are the Tweets directly @-replying Swift herself, maybe not fully grasping that the subject of your joke is perhaps not going to find it super funny.

Can't wait for the new album @taylorswift13! 😂😂😂

— Irish Jean Ladia (@DaderzTaberz) June 2, 2016

taylor and calvin broke up so new album this year, sis!? @taylorswift13

— sam (@antiIoud) June 1, 2016

In fact, we know she doesn’t. That’s basically what “Shake It Off” and “Blank Space” were all about.

ATTN to people using sexist & recycled "here comes a new album" taylor swift jokes. the media's done it for years. pic.twitter.com/SIEjY5sHva

— Jake Updegraff (@OnAirJake) June 1, 2016

Anyway, our condolences to the fallen Swift/Harris house. Should they decide to produce a Lemonade-style account of their dissolution, great. If not, we look forward to whatever new music they deign to share.

Okay, we’re anticipating new music from one of them more eagerly than we're anticipating the other's. No prizes for guessing.

Photo: Instagram.