The Internet Is Consoling Itself Over Taylor Swift, Calvin Harris Break-Up By Hoping For New Album

Earlier today, scholarly journal People Magazine revealed that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris, Instagram’s truest love connection, had gone their separate ways.

Their fifteen-month relationship reportedly ended in an amicable manner, multiple sources told People.

"There was no drama. Things just don't work out sometimes… No one cheated."

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:00pm PDT

And that’s that.

Kidding! The internet has a lot to say about it. Well, mostly just the one thing.

taylor swift hugging her new album pic.twitter.com/2zR1U8B6eG

— ️ (@yeahaIlineed) June 1, 2016

taylor swift and calvin harris are broke up...ouch..sad

get ready for new album...

— Shiena G. Aggalao (@AggalaoG) June 2, 2016

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris broke up which means a new album is coming soon

— allison (@babyjuch) June 2, 2016

Particularly dark are the Tweets directly @-replying Swift herself, maybe not fully grasping that the subject of your joke is perhaps not going to find it super funny.

taylor and calvin broke up so new album this year, sis!? @taylorswift13

— sam (@antiIoud) June 1, 2016

In fact, we know she doesn’t. That’s basically what “Shake It Off” and “Blank Space” were all about.

Anyway, our condolences to the fallen Swift/Harris house. Should they decide to produce a Lemonade-style account of their dissolution, great. If not, we look forward to whatever new music they deign to share.

Okay, we’re anticipating new music from one of them more eagerly than we're anticipating the other's. No prizes for guessing.

Photo: Instagram.