Katy Perry Asks Ariana Grande to Wear Her Jacket Properly For Once In Her Life

Ariana had a simple response: "No."

With memories of her Taylor Swift feud finally scattered into the winds of time (thanks to their hilarious mutual KO in 2017), Katy Perry is once again looking for trouble on Instagram.

The "Swish Swish" singer reportedly commented on a picture of Ariana Grande in her signature pose. No, not the one where she’s defying body-logic and gravity to kneel on a stool, but where she rolls her jacket back from her shoulders.

 

@reebok #bemorehuman http://reebok.com/bemorehuman

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jul 16, 2018 at 6:00am PDT

 

🌘 ♡

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jun 27, 2018 at 2:19pm PDT

 

uoouɹǝʇɟɐ pooƃ

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Aug 18, 2018 at 8:50am PDT

Perry asked Grande, "Can you put on your jacket once please just once[?]"

If she meant it as a cute joke, Ariana didn’t take the time to keep the bit alive, returning a ferocious, lowercase "no".

Though Perry’s observation was certainly astute, we’re not entirely sure she should suddenly be playing 'Off-Kilter Shoulder Police'. We present exhibits A – E.

 

✌🏼days until the @AmericanIdol premiere on @ABCNetwork! ICYMI, catch the tea from set when my chat with @JimmyKimmel airs again tonight.

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Mar 9, 2018 at 12:57pm PST

 

✨TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT✨ @americanidol 🎤premieres on @abcnetwork at 8|7c! Join @lukebryan, @lionelrichie and me as we 😂 and 😭 and look for the next super 🌟

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Mar 11, 2018 at 10:25am PDT

 

Red hot in #ninthlife #katykatgloss by me x @covergirl for my hot date with @stellamccartney last night 💋 (link in profile)

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Jan 17, 2018 at 8:53pm PST

 

⚪️Polkadot Perry ⚫️by @adamselman x @sweetbabyjamie x @congtringuyen boots by @sergiorossi light up hat by @allthreeheathers 📸 by @kevinmazur #witnessthetour

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Sep 20, 2017 at 8:37pm PDT

 

Who's ready for #americanidol ⁉️🙋🏼Live on Instagram from Singapore in 5 minutes! ⌚️ This Top 24 is so fresh n so clean, y'all! 👃🏼🤗

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Apr 8, 2018 at 7:56pm PDT

To quote a late nun’s final words, "Katy Perry, please stop."

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