Watch the Full Trailer for “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” (Even If the Director Doesn’t Want You To)

The full teaser for Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi has finally landed online, after days of teasing by director Rian Johnson.

Of course, hours before its debut, Johnson pulled the rug out from under fans who so desperately wanted to soak in some more footage of Luke Skywalker’s luxurious new beard.

I a legitimately torn. If you want to come in clean, absolutely avoid it.

But it’s gooooood..... https://t.co/Y29K5yz8i4

— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) October 8, 2017

So, we won’t tell you what’s in the trailer itself. (Not even if it includes an emotional moment featuring the late Carrie Fisher.)

You’re ultimately going to have to make the decision to view or not view it for yourself.

We wish you luck on this journey of personal reflection.

(*Two seconds of allotted thinking time*)

Congratulations, you have made the right decision. Enjoy!

Watch the new trailer for Star Wars: #TheLastJedi and see it in theaters December 15. Get your tickets now: https://t.co/6vE5KUSv1f pic.twitter.com/wcKvn0jjPO

— Star Wars (@starwars) October 10, 2017

 

By the way, you can now buy tickets ahead of the film’s December 14 release. Go on, get ‘em if you want 'em.

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