Someone Has Made the Perfect Parody Poster for That "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Fan Remake

Please make this the official poster of The Last Jedi remake.

A few weeks ago a bunch of angry nerds Star Wars fans boldly declared they were shopping around a script and just need some investors to remake The Last Jedi (TLJ) the way it was supposed to be.

Despite the absolute absurdity of it all, it still managed to capture the interest and laughs of the film's director, Rian Johnson, as well as Mark Hamill and Seth Rogen.

To add to the real-life lmaos, a designer has offered his take on the TLJ remake by offering an absolutely genius poster. 

My teaser poster for the Last Jedi Remake is now up in the shop. Poster done, now all we need is a script, a cast, the rights, a director, money, and talent. https://t.co/PhEdA1CHYY #RemakeTheLastJedi #JulyTheSecondBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/j8VczWNHX4

— Fernando Reza (@frodesignco) July 2, 2018

At first glance, it appears the poster would fit quite well into the franchise's canon.

But on closer inspection, there are some great scenes to observe.

First, Luke Skywalker is so ripped that his mere vest can't contain the sheer strength of his abs. Not bad for an old man.

Are those the same Skywalker abs they used back in 77? Can @HamillHimself confirm if he's going to do crunches or use another method? pic.twitter.com/cnezB405jn

— David Strutt does SLC (@DavidStrutt) July 3, 2018

Secondly, to give it a more modern feel, Kylo Ren has a vape trail so strong it looks like a lightsaber. Classic.

Kylo Ren... vape-saber? 😂

— (((Jeff))) (@jmsaltzman) July 3, 2018

Thirdly, Rey is apparently fond of baking. And her specialty? Porgs.

Are those porgs in the oven?

— Phil Morato (@Philrato) July 3, 2018

Finally, Supreme Leader Snoke, the old man/evil genius, is in front of an overhead projector to highlight how ancient he truly is.

Onboard for the Snoke TED talk.

— Cheese Holiday (@MrAaronSwainEsq) July 3, 2018

If this is what TLJ remake is actually going to look like, I'll throw a $20 note in right now for a ticket.

I tried deciding on which part was my favorite, but it turns out they all are.

— Michael Keene (@MichaelKeene) July 3, 2018

Header Image: Twitter (@frodesignco)