Make Your House A Home With This KFC Double Down-Scented Candle

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The American patriots at Kentucky for Kentucky will sell a limited run of KFC Double Down-scented candles this Friday, because freedom.

If you’ve never had a Double Down burger before – and you’d remember if you had – it consists of bacon, cheese and sauce, sandwiched between two fried pieces of chicken.

For obvious reasons, the Double Down has something of a ravenous cult following, and it’s likely to be those very cult-members who will scurry to buy the mere 25 candles when they go on sale.

The beauty of the candle, however, is in the layering. According to Mashable, the top layer exudes the aroma of fried chicken mixed with bacon pieces. The second layer is purely bacon-scented. As the candle grows shorter, the final layer of fried chicken scent emerges.

If a single tear rolls down your eye the next time you hear the American national anthem, we’d understand.