Did Someone Order Vegemite Icy Poles? Literally No One? Well, You're Getting ‘Em!

Our tolerance for Vegemite is high in Australia, but this might be pushing it.

All Aussies—Hugh Jackman included—love it on our toast. We don’t even hate it in our chocolate. This writer happily indulges in it on a daily basis.

But Vegemite is now working in defiance of God with their latest concoction: Vegemite Icy Poles.

On Twitter, the brand posted a picture of what appears to be a Vegemite/Ice Cream prototype. (#Chilled)

Brace yourselves Australia... it's time for VEGEMITE Icy Poles! #Chilled pic.twitter.com/AgbsR2QKCN

— Vegemite (@Vegemite) December 13, 2017

But Vegemite has clearly spent too much time figuring out if they could make Vegemite Icy Poles, when they should have been asking if they should. 

Of course, they phrased the question differently:

Don't ask yourself "Why?"
Ask yourself "Why not?"#VEGEMITEwisdom

— Vegemite (@Vegemite) December 13, 2017

Twitter responded as it always done: without consensus.

Every day we stray further from god's light

— ✨Chainsaw gotta jingle jangle Santa's goin NUTS (@Chainsawnicorn) December 13, 2017

pic.twitter.com/1PHPUEF3hq

— Phid McKrampus 👹 🎅 (@PhidMcAwesome) December 13, 2017

Here for this. pic.twitter.com/qSv0EYmiow

— Amy Budrikis (@AmyBLightyear) December 13, 2017

When faced with accusations of #fakenews, Vegemite doubled down, pointing to the recipe online. (You might say the secret ingredient... is 'yeast'.)

Oh it's real! The recipe is on our website! https://t.co/BmCFqEXJvp

— Vegemite (@Vegemite) December 13, 2017

So, there you have it! Get ready to see some puckered expressions down by the beach this Christmas.

Photo: Twitter (Vegemite)