If You Promise to Stop Throwing Fruit at Harry Styles, You Can Watch His “Kiwi” Video

“No children or animals were harmed during the making of this film.” Yes, but what of the Harrys?

Harry Styles has dropped the new video for his fan-favourite song “Kiwi", off his self-titled debut solo album. And it even came with a safety warning.

In it, a tiny be-suited Harry lookalike storms a school rehearsal room and initiates a food fight with cupcakes.

Could this be code? Is Harry hoping people will throw soft, delicious cakes onto the stage during live performances of “Kiwi”, instead of hard, scratchy, slippery kiwi fruits, as they’ve been doing?

Or, is he warning fans against any kind of food projectiles? At the video’s end, full-grown Harry descends on the warring children with an army of pups. Oh, the humanity.

Watch it unfold below.