Hodor, Cersei and More Are Now "Game of Thrones" Hotline Operators

Your call is important to them.

In case you’ve been manning a giant wall in the iciest, least Wi-Fi receptive region of Westeros for the past two years, you may not have realised that Game of Thrones returned this week.

To celebrate, Jimmy Kimmel had a selection of the show’s most beloved/most despised/most dead performers assemble to fight the White Walker threat do a bit of comedy.

In the sketch “Game of Phones”, actors Lena Headey, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner and even Hodor himself, Kristian Nairn, pretended to answer calls from confused fans.

(They are apparently forced to do so as part of the small print in their HBO contract that says, "performer must spend 20 hours a week answering the 'Game of Phones' hotline in perpetuity". HBO: apparently even more restrictive than The Night's Watch!)

Watch everyone from Gendry to Ramsey point out the difference between greyscale and STDs, or explain whether or not they still have their genitals. Apologies to Khal Drogo, however, because this phone line "No habla Dothraki".