That’s Gold: Watch Beyoncé's Epic Grammys Performance (And Be Puzzled By Cee Lo Green’s New Look)

The Grammys are going down in Los Angeles today, but who cares about the winners when CeeLo Green rocked up dressed like this?

why is cee lo green out there looking like a ferrero rocher?#GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/ujcMxpOUzY

— anna (@nutellaANDpizza) February 13, 2017

Apparently, this is Green’s new identity: Gnarly Davidson. Considering the original CeeLo Green is not the best guy, an entire new cyborg persona can only be an improvement.

The Grammys, famously out-of-touch and always hilariously late to the party, this year gave David Bowie five posthumous prizes for his album Blackstar. (That’s more than he ever won while alive, btw.)

They also recognised Chance the Rapper as Best New Artist… for his third album.

Beyoncé nonetheless stole the show and flummoxed social media with her live performance, twins in tow.

WATCH: Beyoncé's Full Grammy Performance of Love Drought & Sandcastles. #GRAMMYs 🐝 pic.twitter.com/KMzDzcAv2b

— BEYONCÉ VAULT (@BeyonceVault) February 13, 2017

 

I am crying. My bey. I cannot breathe

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 13, 2017

youtube makeup tutorials vs. real life pic.twitter.com/RaewmC23By

— Ziwe (@ziwe) February 13, 2017

This article will be updated at the end of the broadcast, when we'll know if Beyoncé's Lemonade was denied the Best Album prize, most likely in favour of Adele’s 25 (which came out in 2015, you’ll recall).

Grammys gonna Grammy.

Update: Okay, Adele accidentally swore during her George Michael tribute and then insisted the orchestra start over again, reminding us all that Adele is the absolute definition of realness. We don't mind if she wins Best Album anymore.

Update #2: Yep, Adele won Album of the Year. But it's cool, she dedicated it to Bey anyway. "I adore you, and I want you to be my mummy, alright?"

Photo: CBS