Zooper Dooper Milk Is Now a Thing So Look Out Stomach

Available in bubblegum, raspberry, and pineapple flavours.

We’ve officially entered that period in history where aliens want nothing to do with us ‘cos Masters Milk has teamed up with Zooper Dooper and released limited-edition flavoured milk.

Available in three different flavours—bubblegum, raspberry, and pineapple—this new Zooper Dooper inspired milk monstrosity has left my stomach both intrigued and repulsed.

Imagine leaving a Zooper Dooper out to melt so you can drink it, but that Zooper Dooper is also made of milk. Cursed flavour. One star ⭐️ pic.twitter.com/un616bDvmI

— Wubble O’William (@toasterpoaster) October 1, 2021

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that meeting at Masters when the executives sat down and said, “Alight team, Zooper Dooper want to do a partnership with us. How do we do this without damaging our reputation as respectable producers of quality dairy products?”

I’ll refrain from answering that question and let you fill in the blanks.

Maybe I’m being a little too harsh on them considering I haven’t tried any of the three flavoured kinds of milk, but I’m a little gun shy after Oak released a Jaffas flavour.

Why do milk companies keep messing with our beloved milk?

My own milk trauma aside, anyone willing to roll the dice and have a Zooper Dooper milk can find them at your local Woolworths for $3 (a bargain or a rip-off, depending on your opinion).

Let’s just be thankful they didn’t pick any of the other Zooper Dooper flavours like Lime, Cola and Blackcurrant.

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