Woman Rushed to Hospital Because She Couldn't Stop Crying During "Avengers: Endgame"

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In today’s #relatable content, a Chinese cinemagoer was rushed to the hospital after becoming overwhelmed by Avengers: Endgame.

Don’t worry: We won’t spoil what happens at the end of Marvel’s epic Avengers finale, though, given how much money the movie’s already made, you know as well as we do that literally everyone has seen it already, so this is all a bit of a charade.

Nonetheless: According to The News International, 21-year-old Xiaoli from Ningbo, China was reportedly crying so hard during the flick that she began exhibiting signs of hyperventilation.

Xiaoli was rushed to the hospital where she was given oxygen to normalise her breathing.

The question is: When exactly was she crying? (Very mild spoilers ahead.) Was it when ___ sacrificed ___? Was it during ___’s ___? Was it when ___ finally ___ with ___? Or was it when they first revealed that ___ was fat now? Okay, it was probably during all of it.

Of course, this is just one wild story from the opening weekend of Avengers: Endgame. For instance, in Hong Kong, a man was beaten to a pulp for "revealing spoilers loudly by [a cinema] entrance", as Asia One reported it.

The assailants? Cinemagoers waiting to see the flick who wanted to "teach him a lesson".

Avengers: Endgame grossed more than $US1.2 billion globally last week, giving it the biggest box office opening of all time.

You only have a few more days before we drop the spoiler curtain completely, so hop to it. (Okay, okay, we'll still give you a spoiler warning when the time comes.)