TFW Your Xmas Dragon Decorations Make Your Neighbours Think You’re In a Demonic Cult

TFW Your Xmas Dragon Decorations Make Your Neighbours Think You’re In a Demonic Cult

A banner year for Satanists is capped by a bizarre Xmas feud.

So, it’s Christmas, and you’ve decided to celebrate by erecting festive blow-up dragon decorations in your front lawn, because you’re a real-life Khaleesi with inflatable dragons to spare.

That’s how Diana Rowland, a "former cop, former morgue tech" from Louisiana, has decided to ring in the holiday season.

Unfortunately, not all her neighbours are impressed, with one apparently leaving a note for Rowland calling her "dragon display… totally inappropriate at Christmas."

The letter, shared by Rowland on Twitter, then goes from zero to 100, real quick, adding, "It makes your neighbours wonder if you are involved in a demonic cult."

(Here’s hoping that litigious Satanic Temple, now finished with their Sabrina feud, doesn’t file suit.)

To respect her neighbour's wishes, Rowland added halos to the dragons (pictured above), saying on Facebook, "They are now angels."

"I’ll fight anyone who says different."

And to all a good night!

Header Image: Facebook (Diana Rowland)

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