Makes Sense: Shane Warne Believes Humans Are The Result Of Alien Experimentation On Monkeys

Makes Sense: Shane Warne Believes Humans Are The Result Of Alien Experimentation On Monkeys

Scholar and historian Shane Warne will share his views on evolution in an upcoming episode of televised think tank I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

And boy, are they bold.

According to News.com.au, Warney will tonight deduce that humans are the result of alien experimentation on monkeys.

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Warne shared the hypothesis with fellow contestant Bonnie Lythgoe.

“If we’ve evolved from monkeys, then why haven’t those ones evolved?” he begins.

“Cos I’m saying: Aliens. We started from aliens.

“Look at those pyramids, Bonnie. You couldn’t do ‘em. You couldn’t pull those huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical ... couldn’t do it. So who did it?”

Lythgoe, shockingly, wasn’t entirely on board with the theory, saying, “Scientifically, we have so many similarities to monkeys, so I don’t know.”

Little did she know that she was merely giving the cricket legend an opportunity to drop the mic.

“Maybe they turned a few monkeys into humans and said ‘Yeah, it works’,” Warne concluded.

Watch the debate rage on below:

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