Quake at the Sight of McDonald’s New Apple Pie McFlurry Mash-Up

This ain’t no secret menu item. This is real life.

McDonald’s knows you’ve been breaking off chunks of Apple Pie and stuffing it inside your McFlurry.

Mercifully, they’re saving you the effort with their brand-new concoction: the Apple Pie McFlurry.

If you—somehow—haven’t pieced together what their latest recipe entails, it’s, err, a McFlurry with Apple Pie parts in it. As this helpful video explains, that means soft serve + caramel sauce + apple pie.

Want it? Of course you do. The Apple Pie McFlurry is an Uber Eats and McDelivery exclusive until 4 September, which means you can only get it in your gob if you order a delivery via the Uber Eats app. (Transporting soft serve in a timely manner? These guys are not messing around. We applaud their confidence!)

From 5 September, however, you’ll be able to go in stores and order it in person. And though this means looking another human being in the eye and admitting you want it, we figure it’ll be worth it.

Remember: Student Edge members get a free drink in store at Macca’s with purchases over $3*. (*Here’s what you need to know if you’re in VIC and TAS, and if you’re in any other Aussie state.)