This Guy Bought Two Puppies, But They Grew Up To Be Bears

Now, this is a story all about how a Chinese dude’s life got flipped; turned upside down.

I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell you how he became the prince of two puppies that were actually bears.

In Yunnan, China, these pups were born and raised,

Having been purchased from Vietnamese strangers, Mashable says.

These dogs were chilling out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool,

With their brand new owner, name of Wang Kayui.

But as the puppies grew, they got up to no good,

Started eating chickens in the neighbourhood.

Wang read one little pamphlet about endangered affairs,

And realised, “I’m actually the dad of two Asian black bears.”

(Happy ending: the bears were subsequently handed over to the Forest Public Security Bureau, who re-homed the animals at the Yunnan Wild Animal Rescue Center. I couldn't figure out how to squeeze this part into the Fresh Prince theme song.)