Our Collective Boyfriend, Noah Centineo, Might Be Playing '80s Muscle Hero He-Man

Think of Noah Centineo... but as He-Man?

Noah Centineo is your boyfriend, we get it.

That means he's made for a certain role: the "cute boy next door", which he has almost exclusively played in his few appearances in movies and TV shows.

And that's what makes his most recent casting announcement so strange.

The Wrap is reporting that Centineo is in talks to play He-Man in the upcoming Sony/Mattel production of Masters of the Universe.

If you're not sure what a 'He-Man' is, he's a hero from the '80s cartoon series, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, who has superhuman strength and muscles for days. He and his friends team up together to defend the universe from the evil Skeletor and yeah, you probably know the rest.

Also, he looks like this:

We're definitely not the only ones to scratch our heads at this potential matching but despite that, everyone seems mostly on board.

me: h-

noah centineo as he-man: i☝🏻may be the strongest 👊🏻😤 man👱‍♂️in the world 🌎 but your love ❤️😍 can lift 🏋️‍♂️💪🏻 one hundred 💯pounds more than me 😝😘 https://t.co/8flInwCFgB

— honor🌻 56 (@micaelasbitch) March 20, 2019

Noah Centineo is a fine actor, but a poor choice for He-Man, a character whose primary appeal is that he is an impossibly muscle bound barbarian. He-Man needs to be portrayed by someone large, like Taylor James#MastersOfTheUniverse pic.twitter.com/FoPplewdBy

— The Cali Nerd 🔜 WonderCon (@TheCaliNerd) March 20, 2019

Regardless, we can't wait to see Noah, in his muscle-man harness and blonde bangs, pull a few of these punches.

Header Image: Instagram (@ncentineo) / NBC