Mila Kunis Is Being Sued For Stealing A Chicken

In the most important poultry-related news you’ll read all day, Mila Kunis is being sued for a flagrant case of chicken-thievery.

Childhood friend and current club singer Kristina Karo has filed a suit against Kunis for allegedly stealing her pet chicken when the two were living in Ukraine.

According to the suit, the theft of the chicken – confusingly named ‘Doggie’ – caused her years of anguish and sent her into therapy. (We're talking about Karo here, not the chicken.)

Karo is now hoping to recoup those costs by suing Kunis for $5000.

Of course, what aspiring entertainer Karo really wants is to be spoken about in the same breath as successful Hollywood star Mila Kunis, which is precisely what we’re doing, because how can we not talk about a chicken-theft lawsuit?

UPDATE (24/04): The accused, Mila Kunis, has responded to Karo's claims on Meerkat (but not before facing the allegations once more, as screeched at her by husband Ashton Kutcher).

Can you handle the truth?