How Are We Supposed to Slice Toast? The Internet Is Divided (But the Answer is 'Diagonal', Obvs)

Today, in pressing matters.

A seemingly innocent tweet asking how people slice their toast has gone viral and created some serious tension in the Twitter community.

It was a simple question with three options: Do you like your toast cut from point to point like a triangle, or cut in half, length-ways or width-ways?

But as it so turns out, people have very strong opinions on the matter.

1.. everything tastes better in triangles do not even try and play me

— bethany 🌹 (@BethJaneGriffin) December 11, 2017

Butter the edges and I'll have a think

— Shannon. (@shannonhx_) December 11, 2017

Some were very confused and enraged at the concept of number three.

I want to believe that they’ve made up number 3 just for this tweet.

— Vincent Jordan (@VJ7817) December 11, 2017

2 is normal, 1 I will accept (good mood today) but 3 touches kids

— Jack (@jack_taylor_13) December 11, 2017

I'm a 2 man. Wouldn't touch 3 with a bargepole

— P-Man (@pathourihan) December 12, 2017

Next time you ask your friend to make you a slice of toast, maybe just peak over their shoulder to double check their method. If it's an option two or three style, they will need a solid 20-minute lesson.

Photo: Twitter (@hallamnation)