Elite High School Student Protests Shoddy Teachers by Pooping All Over School

A student from one of Melbourne’s elite high schools has decided to launch a protest against some of her teachers by pooping in places that aren’t toilets.

The MacRobertson Girls High School student (whose identity remains elusive) has made a statement by leaving human faeces in bathrooms and sinks around the school, in an attempt to get the school to take notice of students' complaints about certain teaching standards.

News Corp has released the letter she wrote to the school outlining her reasoning behind the ~interesting~ form of protest.

It reads: "I know I have resorted to the most extreme method to make a symbolic point but you NEVER listen to student [sic] voice."

It outlined that students from a certain (redacted) teacher's class are struggling to keep up with the rest of the grade due to his poor and lacking teaching methods.

"He brings his earphones and watches his mindless videos on his device EVERY SINGLE LESSON..." the letter continues.

"I HAVE NOT LEARNT ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL IN ANY OF HIS LESSONS."

It finishes on a fist-pump (can you really fist-pump to protest pooping?) line: "But at least this time the symbolism can't be forgotten. The mark has been left."

The school's principal, Toni Meath, told News Corp that the complaints had been heard and they were working with the students to rectify them.

"We listen to our students and their input is valued by the whole school community, and we work with all of our students to help them get a great education," Meath told News Corp.

A student told News Corp that "although [they] receive the highest marks of the state, its because of the students, in general the majority of the teachers are unhelpful."

The mysterious protest pooper has not yet been revealed, but something tells me that if it isn't resolved soon, the poops will just continue.

Photo: Flickr (Sandra Cohen-Rose and Colin Rose)