You Can Get Free Smashed Avo in Sydney Tomorrow (Meaning You Can Basically Buy a House Right After)

Boomers always complain millennials rely on hand-outs, but even they’d be tempted by this.

A café in Redfern is giving away 100 free smashed avocado serves on sourdough (with a small coffee) on behalf of Virgin Mobile tomorrow morning (beginning at 7:30am).

So, expect 100 suddenly flush millennials to finally buy their first homes by the late morning/early afternoon.

It’s all part of a promotion by Virgin Mobile to gift $10,000 to millennials who are already having to contend with rising housing and education costs.

Little Evie Redfern is just the first location over the next three weeks to hand-out the mushy green brunch as a freebie.

A spot in Melbourne will follow next Wednesday, September 13, followed by a Brisbane location on Wednesday, September 20. Their details are yet to be released.

Here’s the Betoota Advocate’s hard-hitting investigation into Millennial avocado abuse.