World’s Meanest Cat Up For Adoption in Victoria, If You Dare

A cat adoption agency in Melbourne has put up an ad for one cute (but callous) cat.

Cat People of Melbourne uploaded the memo on Pet Rescue, which resulted in the krazy kitty’s ad going viral around the world.

The cat in question, Mr Biggles a.k.a. Lord Bigglesworth, is allegedly one ferocious feline with the memo describing him as “an utter utter utter bastard.”

The memo also highlighted some other flattering traits such as a penchant for swiping and nipping, being picky with pats and snoring.

“Mr Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards,” the memo reads.

But, alas, there’s a supposed soft side to the cold-blooded cat.

“He plays with kittens and actually does love a cuddle from time to time,” the memo continued on to say. “He loves to be involved with what you're doing and loves to have a chat.”

Gina Brett, founder of Cat People and the author of the memo, spoke to The Huffington Post and said that Mr Biggles also enjoys eyeballing the chickens in the backyard and didn’t draw blood after a play with the dog that morning. What a catch!

"He's had a lot of responses since I put his profile up on Sunday but sadly no human slaves have offered themselves up as sacrifices as yet," Brett mentioned.

I wonder why.