Watch Fergie Almost End Her Career in Three Minutes as She Butchers the US National Anthem

Welcome to the second-worst rendition of the United States' national anthem in history.

Today was the NBA All-Star game and like any other major sporting event, the national anthem is played before the match. This year, Fergie was given the honour (wait, isn't she more of a rapper?) and history was set in motion.

Confusing everyone in the audience, she decided to do a Marilyn Monroe-esque, sultry performance which sounded (and looked) more like a Bad Lip Reading video because nothing seemed quite right.

Here are some of the faces of the players and people in the crowd as Fergie was singing. They tell the story.

Twitter's making all the funniest jokes so we'll just defer to them.

"the fergie national anthem probably wasn't that bad, twitter just tends to exaggerate, when in realit-...."

(watches video) pic.twitter.com/6hTElag844

— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 19, 2018

My laptop froze at this exact moment #NBAAllStar2018 #Fergie pic.twitter.com/BZj3idORCX

— Amaris Meza (@mezamaris1) February 19, 2018

It’s two thousand one eight / Fergie sings like a plate

— A Dunking Baby 🌹 (@DunkingBaby) February 19, 2018

Everyone who saw #Fergie sing the National Anthem please look directly into your phone.
You're welcome pic.twitter.com/zEYqjoqJmQ

— Bobby (@Bison_4life) February 19, 2018

Let's be real, #Fergie gave the U.S. the anthem it deserves right now.

I mean you see who the president is, right? pic.twitter.com/Lbkymqd1co

— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) February 19, 2018

fergie upset my bowels.

— Resha 👩🏾‍🍳 (@ChefResha) February 19, 2018

Band member: Hey Fergie what key are you signing the anthem in tonite?

Fergie: Several.

— Morgan Campbell (@MorganPCampbell) February 19, 2018

#Fergie should've done this during the National Anthem to distract from the actual performance 😂 https://t.co/ennXmJvQUD

— Nate Gaudinez (@NGaudinez7) February 19, 2018

Not only did Fergie try to make the National Anthem sultry, she tried it, and failed. That's two offenses in one.

— Alana Mastrangelo (@ARmastrangelo) February 19, 2018

That's enough internet for today, and to be honest, the rest of February.

Photo: YouTube (MLG Highlights)