Substitute Teacher Regales Internet With Horror Day Of Dance Parties And Endless Farts

Won’t somebody think of the teachers?

A substitute teacher has sought solace from – of all locations – Reddit, after enduring a horror day with a class of little, hilarious terrors.

In a recent photo uploaded online, the sub outlined the events of the day with their (presumably/ hopefully) young students for the returning teach's record.

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Mashable handily transcribed the events of the day. It seems things went off the rails immediately.

“8:30 a.m. Jackson won't stop yelling ‘peanuts,’ Janelle has spilt her milk and fruity pebbles everywhere, everyone won't stop laughing, I can see her about to explode. I fear for the safety of these children.

“9:15 a.m. Dylan has started a dance party in the corner, at first it was just the boys, after Geneva joined, it's taken over half the class.

“10:00 a.m. The fart noises haven’t stopped for 30 minutes. It started with a real fart. I suspect Hugo. Now they're arguing which one of their fake farts would smell worse. It's almost time for specials. I'm scared that once I drop them off I won't find the will to pick them up.

“1:00 p.m. The decibel level in this room has reached an unhealthy level. I've fashioned ear plugs out of broken crayons. Please let me survive this.

“2:00 p.m. The end is in sight. I said the words ‘free time’ and it was as if this room was hit by a bomb.

“3:00 p.m. They're gone, finally. I spent the second half of my day drafting my letter of resignation. The name Jasmin appears no less than eight times.”

Is it real? Is it fake? All we know is that we should thank teachers more often for doing – and enduring – what they do.

Photo: Comedy Central.