OITNB's Crazy Eyes And Taystee Meet Siri In A New Netflix/Apple Ad

It’s been 106 days since Orange is the New Black’s third season dropped on Netflix.

That means it’s been 105 days since you finished watching it. So, you no doubt need a new fix of your favourite Litchfield inmates.

(Well, your favourites excluding Nicky and Poussey.)

Is your desire to see Uzo Aduba as Suzanne (aka Crazy Eyes) and Danielle Brooks as Taystee for two more minutes so strong, you wouldn’t even mind if it was in an Apple ad?

If you’re anything like this writer, this is your answer: absolutely.

In a new clip released to Netflix’s Twitter account, Suzanne and Taystee inexplicably discover a brand new iPhone 6s on one of their bunks.

Needless to say, Crazy Eyes’ discovery of helpful genie Siri raises more questions than answers.

Earlier this week, Uzo Aduba won the Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series Emmy.

We look forward to her nomination next year for Best Lead Actress In A Canny Promotional Clip.