Lend A Hand? A Massive Pop Star – Probably Biebs – Needs Somewhere To Crash In WA & QLD

Want some company? A certain “top selling vocal artist” touring Australia in March of 2017 is still seeking accommodation in Perth and Brisbane.

So, you know, if you’re based in Western Australia or Queensland and have a luxury home you wouldn’t mind splitting with a certain pop star, that’d be ace. No pressure.

Earlier this month, Luxico began advertising a rental opportunity in Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide, Sydney and Melbourne for “one of the world’s top selling singers” in March of 2017.

It wasn't the most complicated riddle to unravel, given that there is only one major artist playing those cities (save for Adelaide) next March.

Let’s call him Justin B, for privacy’s sake. Maybe that’s too obvious. J. Bieber, then.

But then again, who knows?! The inclusion of Adelaide on the list is indeed mysterious, as is the request for beds to accommodate four adults and one child. You know who has one child? Adele. Beyoncé. Chance the Rapper. However, none of those have confirmed tour dates in March. Until that changes, we’ll keep suspecting it’s Biebs.

Citing confidentiality, Luxico refused to disclose the name of its VIP guest to Domain, who initially reported the story. (It is not known if Domain followed up by asking, “What do you mean?”)

Luxico’s co-owner Tom Ormerod told Student Edge that the hunt for accommodation continues in Perth and Brisbane, only.

“The internationally renowned singer will be staying five nights in each city and is willing to pay up to $6000 a night for the right property,” Luxico initially said in a statement.

The ad requests a location no more than 30 minutes from the CBD.

“Swimming pool preferred,” obvs.

Enquiries are welcome, though, if you’ve had too much smashed avocado on bruschetta lately, it’s unlikely you’ll have a home up to the standard of this mystery guest. Sorry.

Photo: YouTube – JustinBeiberVEVO.