Here Are the Freakiest and Weirdest Scenes of Billie Eilish's "bad guy" Video, Ranked

Billie Eilish wants you to know she's a bad guy. We sorta believe her.

Unless you've been living under an internet-free rock, you're probably aware of the Bille Eilish epidemic that's been unleashed on the world, exacerbated by the release of her debut album, When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?, last week.

To coincide with that huge news, she also dropped a music video for her fifth single, "bad guy", which to no one's surprise is trending first on YouTube. 

The song contains some questionable lyrics given that Eilish is just 17. In the chorus, she refers to herself as the "might seduce your dad type", which left me clutching my pearls.

But it's just one of many moments in the song and accompanying video that prove she's the world's ~edgiest~ teen.

So, without further ado, we bring you the weirdest, cringiest and downright freakiest moments of this three minute and 25 second-long video.

6. Billie smooshing her nosebleed around her mouth.

Smearing your bleeding nose all over your face is a weird flex for most pop music videos, but for Billie, it's a pretty normal vibe.

What's important about this opening look is that it sets the stage for the horrors to come.

5. Billie doing a demonic walk on trippy carpet.

Okay, so it's not super high on the icky factor (like blood, maybe) but in these scenes, Billie walks like a possessed demon child and that's icky enough for me.

She mixes it up with some crab walking and rolling around like a roly-poly toy, so I'm convinced this earns a spot at number five.

4. Billie pouring milk into man's already-filled mouth.

Superimposed in a Dali-esque desert scene, Bille and a suited-up man appear. She appears to be forcing the man to drink milk while his mouth is already full.

Doesn't she know this is a huge choking hazard?? The stress of it all. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

3. Billie singing with some synchronised bellies.

For reasons completely unknown to this writer, one of the scenes included in "bad guy" is a row of men in tucked polo shirts to highlight their round bellies.

At first, they seem to be just colourful props, but later in the video, the bellies (attempt to) synchronise with the music. This truly weird moment deserves third place.

2. Billie sitting on a man doing push-ups.

Just when you think it's all done, Billie returns to the screen in a red hue room. The camera slowly pans out to reveal she's sitting atop a man doing push-ups.

Regular push-ups are hard enough without a human on your back so major shout out to this faceless man.

1. Billie with... two heads floating in plastic?

This one's actually going to give me nightmares. You win, Billie. You're the most-disturbing 17-year-old on the internet.

Billie Eilish is touring Australia later this month and in May. While most of her shows have already sold out, you can still catch her at some Groovin' The Moo dates and her Brisbane show.

Header Image: YouTube (Billie Eilish)