For Sale: “Legit” Bag of Air From Adele’s Adelaide Concert

Need to get rid of $1,000 and your dignity in one go?

A dude who maybe attended Adele’s Adelaide concert on March 13 is auctioning a “legit” bag of air from the show on eBay. (By the way, considering Adele is wheeled onstage in the claustrophobic confines of a box, we really shouldn’t be taking air out of her venues.)

He began with a modest opening bid: $14.95.

The denizens of the internet—most likely sarcastically—have driven the price up to $1,225 as of this writing.

“Grab a piece of history for your Adele collection,” the ad reads. “A true fan must have this air.”

You have until March 26 to place a bid of your own. But… don’t.

Photo: eBay