Fatman Scoop Is Now Calling the Shots, Tells PM ScoMo: "You Better Be Ready to Jump"

Fatman Scoop Is Now Calling the Shots, Tells PM ScoMo: "You Better Be Ready to Jump"

Fatman Scoop is basically PM now.

It took less than a month for Scott Morrison, our current PM as of this writing, to cause controversy from the Prime Ministership.

But his first scandal, strangely enough, has now tied him inextricably to ‘90s hip-hop superstar Fatman Scoop, to the point that the ABC’s 7:30 Report saw fit to interview Scoop about his thoughts on ScoMo.

In case you need a reminder, Prime Minister Morrison got in a bit of hot water when he posted a short video of MPs raising their hands in Parliament to the tune of Scoop’s "Be Faithful".

However, it seems the 50-year-old Morrison (despite being 31 at the time of the tune’s release) wasn’t familiar with the lines that followed "put your hands up", because they’re mostly about "f*****'".

His social media team also, apparently, was unaware it's against Parliamentary rules to digitally manipulate "broadcast material" from the Parliament House.

Anyhoooo, Fatman Scoop is serendipitously coming to Australia in November for the RNB Fridays Live 2018 tour, which will take him to Perth, Melbourne, Adelaide, Brisbane and Sydney. Scott Morrison has already registered his interest in the live dates.

But what instructions does Scoop have for ScoMo? He shared them on 7:30 last night: "Be ready to party, be ready to have a good time, wear comfortable clothing, and when I tell you to jump , you better be ready to jump. If you don’t, it’s going to be me and you."

Spill?

Weird stuff! Get tickets for RNB Fridays Live here, I guess.

Header Image: ABC & Facebook (Scott Morrison (ScoMo))

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