'Wurstify' Your Web And Give Beards To All Your Facebook Friends

We didn't know we even wanted this, but now it's the only thing we'll ever need.

With only a few weeks to go before Eurovision comes roaring back, a new web app allows you to ‘Wurstify’ your browser.

Download the ‘Wurstify’ plugin to Google Chrome and every picture will suddenly be bearded, in honour of 2014’s Eurovision champ Conchita Wurst.

If you’re concerned that the bearding process will be limited to regular ol’ news websites and such, you can allay those fears right now. Facebook, Flickr and pretty much every page with a face on it will suddenly appear hirsute.

(Although, if you’re already Facebook friends with a bunch of flannel shirt-wearing, fixed gear bike-riding, Chet Faker-looking hipsters, you won’t see too much of a difference.)

Anyway, why are you still reading this when you could be Wurstifying all of your loved ones?

Go on, get.

(Also, if Australia's entrant for Eurovision 2015, Guy Sebastian, should win, we're going to insist a 'Guyify' app that adds afros to everyone be made available ASAP.)