We Want The "Woof Washer 360" But Maybe For Ourselves

As anyone who's ever tried to clean a dog already knows... they're not super into it.

The makers of actual, honest-to-goodness invention Woof Washer 360 believe that's all about to change. (Though, in reality, it probably won't.)

This novel American invention basically turns a hula-hoop into a shower system for dogs.

As one definitely-real customer says in the advertorial below, "When you wash a dog, there's parts you don't want to touch. Now with the Woof Washer, I don't have to use my hands at all."

So there's that.

In truth, we can't picture dogs standing politely for this, but after watching the advertorial and hearing its promise of the Woof Washer being a "soothing massage", is it wrong to kind of want one for ourselves instead?

The 'large' WoofWasher 360 (read: 'human-sized' one) costs US$24.99. Prepare your Christmas stockings accordingly.