1D’s Louis Tomlinson Is Going To Be A Dad

One Direction will soon become 'Four Men and a Baby'.

So says Us Magazine, ruining the future plans of overly-optimistic One Direction fans worldwide.

To the distressed wails of young women across the globe, it has been revealed that Louis Tomlinson is set to have a baby with stylist Briana Jungwirth.

Though the pair are yet to confirm, an “insider” told Us (not us, ‘Us Magazine’), “Louis didn’t expect this, but he’s excited for it now.”

“He’s definitely going to be there and be a great dad for their baby,” the “insider” added.

The 23-year-old pop star is considering moving to Los Angeles, where Jungwirth is based, to better care for Louis – or Louise - Jr. This dude isn’t ready to run.

Does this mean a further schism in the fragile fabric of One Direction is coming? Will they soon simply be a trio? Should we even trust the veracity of Us Magazine’s source? Most importantly, will Louis pick Harry over Niall and Liam as godfather? Has anyone even told Zayn?!

So many questions. We have approximately nine months to get those answers.