Liam Gallagher Is Now Feuding With the Sea

Liam Gallagher, formerly of Oasis, has made plenty of enemies over the past two decades, including, notably, his own brother Noel.

But now, he’s taking aim at the natural ally of actual oases: the sea.

In a profile on Noisey, the younger Gallagher used a variation of the f-bomb more than one hundred times, mostly in service of slamming his many nemeses, including the ocean.

“F*** the sea,” he told Noisey, after revealing he can’t swim.

“I ain’t going in that. F*** that, mate. That ain’t meant for us. That’s meant for the sharks, and the jellyfish, tadpoles and stuff.”

He also took the profile opportunity to give a serve to cars, buildings and trains, who have each had it too good for too long.

“See these cars? They look like they took f*****’ $2, 20 minutes to make, like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg,” he declared.

“Even the buildings. Everything! Even the seats on f*****’ trains, man. They’re like ironing boards. This is supposed to be f*****’ first class. F*****’ like sitting on a f*****’ ironing board for two hours.”

The elder statesman of Britpop had this to say of Harry Styles: “Chill out, you c***.”

Obviously, you should read the whole thing while we wait for the sea to provide its, ahem, salty response.

Photo: YouTube (Liam Gallagher)