3,400 Kwik-E-Mart Squishees Handed Out At SXSW

Diners were reported to have exclaimed, “I can see through time.”

A real life mobile Kwik-E-Mart made its way to the annual South By Southwest festival in Austin, offering official Simpsons Squishees for free to patrons.

Proprietor Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, sadly, wasn’t there to hand out the sugary ice-drinks.

So popular was the Kwik-E-Truck, it apparently served more than 3,400 Squishees at a rate of “2.6 Squishees per minute.”

Head to The Huffington Post for photos of the truck in action.

Reports that this author is now bed-ridden with a near-fatal case of FOMO are unsubstantiated at this time.