Is Taylor Swift Faking Her Tom Hiddleston Romance For A New Music Vid? Maybe!

Prepare to have your doors of perception blown wide open.

E! Online is positing the T-Swift conspiracy theory to end all T-Swift conspiracy theories (and there are some pretty good ones out there).

Here it is, but remember: reading it means never unreading it.

E! suspects Swift’s blossoming romance with Tom Hiddleston is… a fakery! And not just one for the sake of mutual PR gain, but intended for a future music video release.

The evidence is not exactly damning, but E! notes that Taylor and Tom’s paparazzi-friendly pash-fests have all mostly come from the exact same photo agency, which suggests some collusion. The mag is also suggesting that their reliance on tourist-friendly hotspots allows for professional, hired photographers to hide amongst the crowd.

Need more? Probably, because this argument is far from airtight. E! reckons Tom is using Taylor’s private plane, suggesting he’s on her payroll (as the star of hew new music video), and that her recent choice to wear heels to the Colosseum in Rome is the move of someone starring in a couture clip, rather than a foot-friendly holidaymaker.

Finally, E! suspects Swift is due to drop the lead single off her next album around August/ September, given the schedule of her previous releases.

So, yes, all of this is very shaky, but it at least explains why Hiddleston so happily wore an “I Heart TS” shirt and press-on tattoo during their Fourth of July celebrations, with her entire camera-ready squad in tow.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston pack on the PDA while kicking off Fourth of July festivities in Rhode Island on Sunday. Tom even sported a tank top that read "I ❤️ T.S." Taylor's squad joined the couple for some fun in the water, including a pregnant Blake Lively with hubby Ryan Reynolds, Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, Ruby Rose, and more. Taylor hosted a similar weekend-long bash last year with then-boyfriend Calvin Harris. || 📷: AKM-GSI #TaylorSwift #TomHiddleston #BlakeLively #RyanReynolds #Couples #Deadpool #Loki #TheAvengers #GigiHadid #CaraDelevingne #KarlieKloss #RubyRose

A photo posted by @hollywoodbulletin on Jul 3, 2016 at 8:06pm PDT

Prank or no, Calvin Harris has got to be hurting.

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