Here Are All the Expensive Things Bey and Jay Brag About Owning on “EVERYTHING IS LOVE”

All the watches, all the cars, all the… spaceships?

Over the weekend, Beyoncé and Jay-Z released a joint album titled EVERYTHING IS LOVE, to remind the world of their unshakeable marital vows and their commitment to bop-itude.

They also spend the record’s 38 minutes documenting their considerable assets. Just in time for EOFY!

Here are all the items the Carters brag about owning over EVERYTHING IS LOVE’s nine tracks. Technically, these are now all deductions.

(Language warning.)

Houses:

• A penthouse (“HEARD ABOUT US”)

Cars:

• A Lamborghini with sheepskin rugs (“SUMMER”)
• A Mercedes Benz (“FRIENDS”)
• A Porsche with butterscotch seats (“FRIENDS”)
• Another Porsche (“grey 911") with mustard seats (“BLACK EFFECT”)
• A Lexus (“BLACK EFFECT”)
• A BMW purchased by Jay for his cousin Emory (“FRIENDS”)
• A whip purchased for Bey’s mum (“BOSS”)

Boats:

• A big yacht (“LOVEHAPPY”)

Planes:

• A matte black Puma jet (“BLACK EFFECT”)

Other Modes of Transportation

• A spaceship (“APESHIT”)

Watches:

• A rose gold concept watch (“SUMMER”)
• Multiple Phillippe Patek timepieces (“APESHIT”, “HEARD ABOUT US”)
• Multiple Richard Mille timepieces ($250,000 each); all colours, including rose gold (“APESHIT”)
• Vintage pieces (“LOVEHAPPY”)

Designer Clothes:

• Items from Colette (“APESHIT”)
• Items from Alexander Wang (“APESHIT”)
• Items from Evisu (“APESHIT”)
• Alaïa boots (“LOVEHAPPY”)
• Expensive fabrics (“APESHIT”)
• Custom dresses (“LOVEHAPPY”)
• Shared clothes (“FRIENDS”)

Jewellery:

• Approximately 35 chains (“APESHIT”)
• Diamonds (“APESHIT”)
• Enough ice to cover Jay-Z’s body (“NICE”)
• Shared jewels (“FRIENDS”)
• Necklaces (“BLACK EFFECT”)

Sinks:

• 24 carat faucets (“713”)

Luggage:

• Louis Vuitton and Goyard trunks (“713”)

Sports Equipment:

• A Louisville Slugger baseball bat (“HEARD ABOUT US”)

Guns:

• A TEC (“BLACK EFFECT”)

Artwork:

• Vintage frames (“LOVEHAPPY”)

Streaming Services:

• Tidal (“BLACK EFFECT”)

Photo: YouTube (Beyoncé)