Drake Has An Explanation For His Reaction To Madonna's Kiss

If you're kissing Drake, it's too late.

Yesterday at Coachella, Madonna went off script and pashed-on with Drake, who thought he was merely being treated to a saucy, seated dance, as he is accustomed.

Though he seemed pretty keen while it was going on, the Internet noted his apparent despair at the conclusion of the kiss, in which the Canadian rapper wiped his mouth in distress.

A source close to Drake has since reached out to TMZ to clarify that the Champagne Papi was actually super into it, and that it was the aftertaste of Madonna's lipstick causing his nauseated response.

Meanwhile, here's what Madonna had to say about it on Instagram: "If you don't like me and still watch everything I do. *****, you're a fan."

Anyway, they say there is no such thing as bad publicity, so congratulations to everyone involved for generating a meme that will surely stretch on until the end of eternity.