Donald Trump Touched the Orb and Then a Sinkhole Opened In Front of Mar-a-Lago

Causation!

Yesterday, the internet delighted in an instantly-viral image of U.S. President Donald Trump grabbing a glowing orb during his Middle East visit, just like any, normal, not-at-all-evil character from a James Bond movie would do.

the new TWIN PEAKS looks lit pic.twitter.com/IlC1pTGjhx

— Mark Berman (@markberman) May 21, 2017

We were assured that the glowing globe was actually a monument at the new Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Saudi Arabia.

But if that’s the case, why did a sinkhole literally open in front of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida afterwards?

Sinkhole in front of Mar-a-Lago: A 4' x 4' sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of… https://t.co/5xOpmJ8Y2v

— Town of Palm Beach (@townpalmbeach) May 22, 2017

West Palm Beach utility crews investigated the 4ft x 4ft sinkhole, and weren’t immediately sucked into some kind of netherworld, but that didn’t stop the apocalyptic conspiracy theories on Twitter.

So this happened last week, and now a "sinkhole" appeared outside Mar-a-Lago. What in the name of all that is good is this man summoning?! pic.twitter.com/FqiKZyLdU5

— Pete Mella (@themella) May 22, 2017

touch the orb yesterday... sinkhole at mar a lago today. coincidence? you decide

— Michael D Thomas Jr. (@mikedanthomasjr) May 22, 2017

@washingtonpost Touch The Orb and half way around the world a sinkhole forms at Maralago. Carl Jung (and Sting) called this Synchronicity.

— Gary Jean (@GaryTJean) May 22, 2017

Step 1. Glowing orb
Step 2. Sinkhole
Step 3. pic.twitter.com/Jf9QuL09Hm

— Jay (@theshamingofjay) May 22, 2017

To quote Ghostbusters, it certainly seems like we're heading for a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.

Photo: The Washington Post