Two Dachshunds Re-Enact Heat, Basically

Turns out the timeless, Shakespearean rivalry between cops and robbers translates just as dramatically when performed by dogs in costumes.

In the above video, a cop Dachshund (probably one week away from retirement) hunts down a criminal Dachshund (maybe one that's been on the run for decades).

Who will prevail? Good or evil? Or is the line between the two so blurry neither dog even knows where they stand anymore?

One thing's for certain: as De Niro (kind of) told Pacino in Heat, these Dachshunds are never going back.