And Now the Story of a Girl Who Loved K-Pop's BTS So Much, She Got a Hammer Stuck in Her Mouth

It probably doesn't need to be said, but please don't try this at home.

Have you ever loved someone or something so much, you’d shove a hammer in your mouth for them, even though they never actually asked you to do anything of the sort?

Kaley, a 14-year-old from Louisiana, felt this exact calling.

The teenager found herself in quite the predicament when she tried to convey to her friend just how attractive she found a member of K-pop group BTS.

Speaking to BuzzFeed News, Kaley said she told her friend, “He’s so beautiful I could shove a hammer in my mouth.”

Her friend apparently demanded photographic evidence. Kaley obliged.

how do u tell ur mom that u got a hammer stuck in ur mouth pic.twitter.com/JzPmehLfP0

— kaley 🔨 (@guillctine) July 26, 2017

As if this was a decent explanation, she told Buzzfeed she was “a little hyper” on the day the event took place.

It took her 10 minutes to get the hammer out of her mouth. Her mother is now reportedly “hiding the toolbox”.

Next time Kaley, a fan letter will probably be fine.

how could you NOT attempt to eat a hammer because of him he's so adorable pic.twitter.com/5RLJb2Owom

— kaley 🔨 (@guillctine) July 28, 2017

Photo: Twitter (@guillctine)